Things to Do Whilst Going Poo
Posted 02.25.2005 by Adam Lazarus (20)
Here's a list of things to do,
Whilst you're making number two.
Yes my humor's awfully blue,
But why not make it fun to poo?
While you're crapping just pretend,
That your butt's an ATM.
Withdraw cash from your rear-end.
Grab some poop and spend, spend, spend!
Picture you are in a race,
Passing cars with each strained face.
Try and keep up with the pace,
Or you will finish in "turd" place.
Phone a pal and start to chat.
Let him hear your feces splat.
He'll say, "What the hell was that?"
Then say, "Nothing, I just shat."
Put a plunger 'tween your knees.
Fly a plane above the trees.
Soaring with the blowing breeze,
Dropping "bombs" on enemies.
Grab your toilet paper roll.
Shove a piece straight up your hole.
Watch it dangle in the bowl.
Yeah it's weird but that's the goal.
Pretend your dung is dynamite,
Grab a match and strike the light.
Drop it in and hang on tight,
Just in case it does ignite.
Be a judge upon his bench,
In a trial 'bout the stench.
Overrule with every clench,
Flush the guilty down the trench.
Do not flush for several weeks,
'Til that bathroom really reeks.
Then go in and squeeze those cheeks.
Practice "holding breath" techniques.
(This one's only for the guys.)
Stuff your goods between your thighs.
Try and win the target prize,
Peeing on your poopy pies.
Here's one for that nasty deuce.
When your bowels are really loose.
Imagine you are making juice,
Freshly squeezed from your caboose.
Here is one last little tip.
Play a game of Battleship.
You've got gas? Then let 'er rip!
Try and make the big logs flip.
Now my list is all but done.
Maybe you can try just one.
You'll be hooked once you've begun.
Hope you all have "loads" of fun!
http://www.poopreport.com/Pooetry/Conte ... stodo.html
Posted 02.25.2005 by Adam Lazarus (20)
Here's a list of things to do,
Whilst you're making number two.
Yes my humor's awfully blue,
But why not make it fun to poo?
While you're crapping just pretend,
That your butt's an ATM.
Withdraw cash from your rear-end.
Grab some poop and spend, spend, spend!
Picture you are in a race,
Passing cars with each strained face.
Try and keep up with the pace,
Or you will finish in "turd" place.
Phone a pal and start to chat.
Let him hear your feces splat.
He'll say, "What the hell was that?"
Then say, "Nothing, I just shat."
Put a plunger 'tween your knees.
Fly a plane above the trees.
Soaring with the blowing breeze,
Dropping "bombs" on enemies.
Grab your toilet paper roll.
Shove a piece straight up your hole.
Watch it dangle in the bowl.
Yeah it's weird but that's the goal.
Pretend your dung is dynamite,
Grab a match and strike the light.
Drop it in and hang on tight,
Just in case it does ignite.
Be a judge upon his bench,
In a trial 'bout the stench.
Overrule with every clench,
Flush the guilty down the trench.
Do not flush for several weeks,
'Til that bathroom really reeks.
Then go in and squeeze those cheeks.
Practice "holding breath" techniques.
(This one's only for the guys.)
Stuff your goods between your thighs.
Try and win the target prize,
Peeing on your poopy pies.
Here's one for that nasty deuce.
When your bowels are really loose.
Imagine you are making juice,
Freshly squeezed from your caboose.
Here is one last little tip.
Play a game of Battleship.
You've got gas? Then let 'er rip!
Try and make the big logs flip.
Now my list is all but done.
Maybe you can try just one.
You'll be hooked once you've begun.
Hope you all have "loads" of fun!
http://www.poopreport.com/Pooetry/Conte ... stodo.html
